Emergency

My Orkut account has been hacked in the most unusual manner.

I cannot glean any untoward activity that has been performed through my account, but the hacker has as of now, made me a member of two Brittney Spears' fan clubs, and one of Amrita Arora, Shakira, Mandy Moore, Angelina Jolie, Hermione Granger, and Hansika Motwani, the latter being the one with the exciting privilege of starring across Himesh R in his debut movie. I have also been made a member of "I love my Mom". Much as I value all these women, be it Britney or my Mom, I am not sure I would have honored them extra by becoming their fans.

Other fan clubs that I have joined are devoted to Saurav Ganguly, Shahrukh Khan, Sachin Tendulkar, Indian Premier League, and something eerily called "Born to Make you Happy". Err...

Probably the hacker felt bad at some point because as special concession, s/he has made me a member of Harry Potter, and Brain Teasers and Puzzles. Or maybe in spite of everything, Hansika Motwani is a puzzle solver, and as her fan, I am expected to hone those skills myself.

But the one community that makes me want to throw up is titled, "Love At First Sight." The last time I believed in that concept was when I was an embryo.

In all likelihood, I will delete my Orkut account in the next few days unless the problem solves itself. Even after repeated attempts, I cannot seem to be able to get rid of my membership to these questionable fan communities. See you all on Facebook!