My Orkut account has been hacked in the most unusual manner.
I cannot glean any untoward activity that has been performed through my account, but the hacker has as of now, made me a member of two Brittney Spears' fan clubs, and one of Amrita Arora, Shakira, Mandy Moore, Angelina Jolie, Hermione Granger, and Hansika Motwani, the latter being the one with the exciting privilege of starring across Himesh R in his debut movie. I have also been made a member of "I love my Mom". Much as I value all these women, be it Britney or my Mom, I am not sure I would have honored them extra by becoming their fans.
Other fan clubs that I have joined are devoted to Saurav Ganguly, Shahrukh Khan, Sachin Tendulkar, Indian Premier League, and something eerily called "Born to Make you Happy". Err...
Probably the hacker felt bad at some point because as special concession, s/he has made me a member of Harry Potter, and Brain Teasers and Puzzles. Or maybe in spite of everything, Hansika Motwani is a puzzle solver, and as her fan, I am expected to hone those skills myself.
But the one community that makes me want to throw up is titled, "Love At First Sight." The last time I believed in that concept was when I was an embryo.
In all likelihood, I will delete my Orkut account in the next few days unless the problem solves itself. Even after repeated attempts, I cannot seem to be able to get rid of my membership to these questionable fan communities. See you all on Facebook!
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It's horrible! The worse of them all is "love at first sight!" Well, I hope its resolved.
Reminds me I haven't even checked my chirkut account in a long time. Facebook's fun.
*still laughing his ass off at the community list*
I'm sooo out of Orkut. Facebook is hundred times better, one of the best things about it being that it still hasn't caught on much with 'random' India, so you don't have too many 'random' people asking for nice frand ship.
Similar thing's happened to some other people I know. I think it starts off if you click anything in that 'a girl has written smthing abt u' message that's floating around in scrapbooks these days. Received one from your hacked account recently.
Orkut. *rolls eyes*
its script that executes after u click on a link as amiya mentioned.......
change ur password and remove urself from the communities but un-joining them.........it will be fine........
Even Hanshika Motwani! That idiot!:-D
Well, Congratualtions on becoming a part of such elite fan clubs!:-D
But, jokes apart, hope your problem gets solved soon.
Ha ha ha... This is really sad but cant help not laughing..
One prospect excites me... what if the hacker had been a football fan and ahd made u a fan of Manchester United, Sir Alex, Rooney, Ronaldo et all...!
Gosh! This prospect itself thrills me....
Hi,
I've been lurking around your blog for a while now.
Figured it was time to drop you a line and say hello.
I promise I'm not a stalker and that I didn't hack into your orkut account. :) Sorry about that nonsense, by the way. It is, you must admit, rather funny. 'Born to Make you Happy' sounds rather cool too.
I hope that sorts itself out.
@ MK
It is resolved now, thankfully!
@ Rohit
Ass! Laughing at my misery.
@ Amiya
I agree but I find Facebook extremely confusing. It has too many things going on.
And the unfortunate thing was that I did not even click on that virus infected message deliberately. The "delete" click misfired. :x
@ D
That's exactly what I did. In paranoia I have changed my password thrice recently!
@ Butterfly
Heard about the feast. Need a post on that soon. :)
@ Aritro
AriD...stop taking panga.
@ Persona non grata
What a cool username. And thank you so much for reading my blog. A warm welcome here. I am looking forward to checking out your blog too.
Yeah, now that the problem has been rectified I can laugh about those communities. But initially it was so not funny!
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